Hello and Dear Tom Brokejaw,

I was having oppurtunity yesterday to witness to a beautiful brilliance halpening inside the course of a full meal and a lay-down breakfast time. Your news program in the morning or evening or when you are on the televeision talking to the people of our country would be do well to be part of having broadcaset of the story I am telling you about the beautiful brilliance halpening I witnessed.

I was very lucky to be there in the restaurant that actually is a sewage treatment facility where people just sometimes eat their lunch in the cafeteria which actually doesn't serve its own food but is a restaurant in its own right for you can eat there. Right when I was there but I don't belong there I'm not even ever there before this was a first time I was touring the faciiltity as a touring person to view their way of doing work and business I am interested in this things do you know what I saw? I was witnessing a whole beautiful brilliance thing. Do you know what it was?

Tom, mister Brokejaw if you need to be me formal, I was witness there to such a beautiful brilliance thing that I lost my bucket all over the tile of the "cafeteria" floor but that was okay it's really ugly in there. Tom, mister Brokejaw, if you need to be my formalize, what I was witness was such astounding beautiful brilliance as out from the vending machine of soda that said on it "PEPSI" in a very large size type of letters in capital bold on the picture of a PEPSI bottle came from that machine such a beautiful brilliance can of Diet Coke. Tom, mister Brokejaw if you prefer my formal parameter, a Diet Coke can beautiful brilliance came right out of a "PEPSI" vending machine in the cafeteria of the sewage treatment plant that day Tom, mister Brokejaw if you like my tongue lengthwise.

Did you ever on your news programmes of either morning or even night ning see such beautiful and brilliance as this and show it to an audience of wide acceptance like our united stits audienace is here in this counttryr? Do other coutnreis have such united sttist audience as we doo who are so acceptance or tested well? Do you think high rating commercial potention liike I do?

I'm not privy to your information schiol, Tom, mister Brokejaw if you favor sexual positions where you'er on bottom, but if I were I could answer my own quests but only you, Tom, mister Brokejaw if you have nice knees, could broadcast the beautiful brilliance to the nation'swide aweduuecne.

Thank you,
Sir Senior Pastronomer Argument Silverplatter Gondola
African Food Nestwork
Presiding Fabricant Extraordinare
Pardoning, NJ 2035 .0v

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