ChandlerAshari:
what's up man?
2 days 23 hours 2 minutes ago

SimonWaldram:
Next time you make a sandwich...think of me.

...or of Belgium. Whatever works best.
6 days 9 hours 42 minutes ago

hate9wicket:
just to let you know... Little men are coming through my door is(are?) ass-ploding in my ears right now
2 weeks 22 hours 46 minutes ago

imemine:
BITCH!
3 weeks 4 days 2 hours 18 minutes ago

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